12 #Doodles

11

"I think it's trippy how each of us perceive things differently"

"...yeah but do you want fries with that?"

10

Girls want guys that are outgoing and aren't afraid to take risks.

So what they really want....... is a rapist.

7

I can read minds, mostly my own.

9 #BookConcept

SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES

8

When someone says they 'do yoga', they're also saying, "I can smell parts of my body that were previously hard to reach."

6

Chris Brown gave Rihanna a hit single.

He hit her so hard, she turned single.

5 #BookConcept

HOW TO BE PLATONIC.

4

There's a time and a place for everything. Literally.

3

It's never a good scene when you can't explain to a woman "why she should put down her pepper spray.

2

Most people think that owning a plane is a sign of living the rich life. I'd like to own a train; I can throw parties on it and unlike a private plane,  I won't ever get lost.

1

I bought a pin cushion-voodoo doll of myself so I can learn acupuncture first-hand.