8

When someone says they 'do yoga', they're also saying, "I can smell parts of my body that were previously hard to reach."

6

Chris Brown gave Rihanna a hit single.

He hit her so hard, she turned single.

5 #BookConcept

HOW TO BE PLATONIC.

4

There's a time and a place for everything. Literally.

3

It's never a good scene when you can't explain to a woman "why she should put down her pepper spray.

2

Most people think that owning a plane is a sign of living the rich life. I'd like to own a train; I can throw parties on it and unlike a private plane,  I won't ever get lost.

1

I bought a pin cushion-voodoo doll of myself so I can learn acupuncture first-hand.